What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your review of House of the Dragon, season 2, episode 8, "The Queen Who Ever Was"?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.